LOUISIANA FUGITIVE FROM TEXAS JUSTICE

WELL---it seems I may have a small problem with the Texas law officers!  AS you remember, not very long ago--I received my 1st speeding ticket EVER going through some little small Texas town when I lost patience with the Granny from the West for going 25 MPH for about 45 miles and decided to pass her.  NOW I have been chastised by the Fort Worth authorities!

IT SEEMS they have a law over here about parking on the grass in your own yard---it's against local ordinances!   WHAT!!!!!  All red necked Louisiana citizens know that when you run out of room in the drive---you just pull over in the grass.  It seems they frown upon that in these parts and even threatened a $75 ticket if I didn't move my car.  I NEVER!

You CAN park anywhere on your concrete drive--so I suggested we cement the entire side yard as a solution.

WHY every red blooded citizen of the South KNOWS that you put all your extra vehicles--including those that might not run anymore in the grass beside your house.  These people may be a little uppity or not have enough to do if they are driving around and checking out who is parking their car on the grass in THEIR OWN YARD!  

WHAT MUST THEY DO IF YOU ROB A BANK OR WORSE SHOOT SOMEONE?