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For all of you who love the thrill of the hunt
Who seem to enjoy shopping in the middle of the night
And do not mind the pushing-shoving-grabbing
For the bargain of your life
Which you can NOT live without!
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Those who are not deterred with hanging in the long line
Standing in the aisle with a buggy to the brim
While all those ahead of you are angry and terse
Arguing each and every item and the sales price
With a poor harried clerk--working for minimum wage.
Who find parking in the outer-outer parking lot
Among thousands of cars all looking the same
And not even flinching over the long hike to the store
And never a worry about losing that car
While roaming around with arms full of bags.
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While you are frantically looking for the best price
I will lounge in my jammies--till mid morning at least
With no need to hurry out the back door to head to the sale
I will get out of my warm bed when my eyes pop open
Perhaps even a little later than usual.
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And while you are waiting for one little cup of coffee
I will pad into my kitchen and grab a quick cup
Just the way I like it with no need to order
Along with a muffin or maybe even two
While slowly stretching and greeting the day.
I may do a little Christmas shopping
While sitting in my favorite chair
With my feet up on the stool
Tapping away on my trusty computer
And packages delivered right to my door.
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As for all the rest--the bargains and such
I find I really don't need any more stuff
If you love to shop and the thrill of the chase
Enjoy your Black Friday bargain hunt
While I sit at home enjoying my day.